forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of
an average Nigerian. 1xamples of her "award winning speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated?
The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children
15. My Fellow Widows
16. A Good Mother takes care of his Children
17. The people sitting before you here were once a Children
18. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one - Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup
19. The Bombers who born them?wasn't it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow
20. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another
21. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?
22. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all your contacts
Don't laugh alone.
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